Cool as Ice (1991)

"Drop that zero and get with the hero!", 13 May 2017

Drop that zero and get with the hero - talking about a "zero", that pretty much sums up Cool as Ice. After watching this assault on the senses, I have one question - Why? Why was this thing made? Why did anyone think Vanilla Ice could act? Why did someone think it would be a good idea to make a movie with no real dialogue? And, why did I watch this "movie"? I thought about answering each of the questions, but really, what's the point. Cool as Ice is literally scrapping the bottom of the movie barrel. This thing makes Spice World (another cash-in movie) look like Academy Award worthy material. It's one of the most cringy movies I've ever seen. I really felt bad for almost everyone involved. Michael Gross must have really been hard up for cash to agree to appear in this dud. And, Kristin Minter, the only other actor with a lick of talent, is wasted trying to carry scene after scene with the acting equivalent of a baboon. It's all just so horrible!

1/10