Konga (1961)

"There's a huge monster gorilla that's constantly growing to outlandish proportions loose in the streets!", 29 January 2006

The tag-line listed on IMDb for Konga reads – "Not since "King Kong"...has the screen exploded with such mighty fury and spectacle!" Here are a few ideas for tag-lines that would seem to me to be more appropriate (and truthful).

"SEE a chimpanzee magically transform into a man in a bad gorilla suit in mere seconds!"

"WATCH as Michael Gough chews more scenery than a Weed-Eater!"

"HEAR more pseudo-science babble than any one movie has a right to!"

"WATCH a brilliant professor throw his career away on one of the homeliest excuses for a college co-ed ever put on film!"

"SEE Barbie dolls thrown across the screen by the man in the bad gorilla suit!"

"WATCH the dullest movie ever made about a giant ape!"

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