One Million Years B.C. (1966)

Raquel and nothing else, 5 February 2005

Two brothers fight to succeed their father as the leader of a tribe of cavemen. Along the way, the run into dinosaurs, an earthquake, and Raquel Welch.

I've always found this movie a fairly boring affair. The story is uninvolving, much of the acting is very stiff, and it doesn't help matters that not a word of English (or any other language) is spoken in the entire movie. There are some Ray Harryhausen special effects, but they seem out of place here. The best thing that can be said about One Million Years B.C. is that it launched the career (big time) of Raquel Welch.

To sum it up, other than the Harryhausen special effects (and the Raquel Welch special bikini) there's not much here to enjoy.

4/10