A wretched mess, 22 July 2015
Magic Christmas Tree is easily one of the worst things I've ever taken the time to watch. It's a complete wretched mess of a movie. I've seen home movies that look less amateurish than this piece of rubbish. If you care to look, you'll find that Magic Christmas Tree is the only credit listed on IMDb for almost all of the "actors" and the director. This isn't "so bad it's good" - this is just God awful. And can someone tell me why the title isn't THE Magic Christmas Tree? Calling it Magic Christmas Tree without THE just sounds dumb.
Things you'll find in Magic Christmas Tree you won't find in any other Christmas movie:
1. A man trying over and over and over to start his lawnmower.
2. The same man destroying his mower when he runs into a tree he didn't know was there.
3. A man reading the morning paper unable to find any story about the flash of lightning he saw just few hours earlier.
4. A frightening giant threatening to kidnap all the children watching at home.
5. Trading a meatloaf sandwich for a bologna sandwich and a banana.
6. A boy who keeps a giant turtle in the drawer of his nightstand.
7. A baker chasing a woman with a pie down the same street over and over.
8. A lawnmower than sounds like the horn on a clown car.
9. A witch who gives a boy a cheap looking Santa ring.
10. A cat named Lucifer stuck in the top of a tree.
Things you'll find in Magic Christmas Tree you won't find in any other Christmas movie:
1. A man trying over and over and over to start his lawnmower.
2. The same man destroying his mower when he runs into a tree he didn't know was there.
3. A man reading the morning paper unable to find any story about the flash of lightning he saw just few hours earlier.
4. A frightening giant threatening to kidnap all the children watching at home.
5. Trading a meatloaf sandwich for a bologna sandwich and a banana.
6. A boy who keeps a giant turtle in the drawer of his nightstand.
7. A baker chasing a woman with a pie down the same street over and over.
8. A lawnmower than sounds like the horn on a clown car.
9. A witch who gives a boy a cheap looking Santa ring.
10. A cat named Lucifer stuck in the top of a tree.
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