C.B. Hustlers (1976)

It's so deathly dull that it's not even unintentionally funny, 1 June 2006

If you're looking for entertainment, look elsewhere. Here's what you'll find in C.B. Hustlers – a dozen or so vans, C.B. radios, and three decent looking women playing hookers. What you won't find is a plot, acting ability, production values, comedy, or much of anything interesting. In short, C.B. Hustlers is about as bad a movie as you can find. And it's so deathly dull that it's not even unintentionally funny. If you're idea of a good movie consists of long shots of a half dozen vans parked in a field with a bunch of unknown people walking around drinking beer, then you're in luck. About 15 minutes of C.B. Hustlers short runtime is made up of just such a shot. Entertaining? I don't think so.

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